Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Political Persuasions

I love taking tests on the internet that reinforce my views of myself. I voted for Ross Perot even though I knew it was a hopeless cause. It really burns me when people try to pigeon hole everyone who voted for Bush as a right wing religious idealogue. Take the test and see where you stand. Acutally there is an even better test at http://www.politicalcompass.org/. I usually end up some where near Milton Friedman as a somewhat socially moderate but fiscally conservative. Makes sense given what I do for a living and that I really like Uncle Milties writings.

You are a

Social Conservative
(30% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(66% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Republican




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Monday, September 26, 2005

The Armageddon Pantry

Ever since the latest round of hurricanes that have hammered the South East, I have gotten serious about stocking up supplies for an emergency. The Dumbplumber calls it my Armageddon room. Actually this is something I have been serious about for some time and it gives me a really good excuse for my hoarding behavior. I must have learned this when I was a child: this need to have not one, not two but a dozen cans of corn, soup etc.

Well, the other night, we actually got a small preview of what the effects of a "disaster" would be. Ok, a very, very small preview. Our house wasn't destroyed, my cat can still come in and whine for her "TREAT" (a tablespoon of canned food), we still had running water and the natural gas to the Wolf Range was still functional. What happened was that for some inexplicable reason the electricity went off on a Sunday afternoon about 1:00. I was in the middle of a load of laundry, in the middle of typing up recipes into my Master Cook program and whamo......power outage. Fortunately I have a power back up on the computer so I shut it down. The Dumbplumber was taking a nap. No need to disturb him. I had full confidence that the power would be back on shortly, after all it was a beautiful sunny afternoon. So, what to do now? Grab a beer, a bowl of potato chips and my latest paperback and go sit on the deck in the sun and read, naturally.

As the day wore on, DP woke up and there seemed to be no progress from PG&E. I decided to get some of the supplies from the Armageddon Pantry. Out come the oil lamps....hmmm I only have one more bottle of oil, better make a note. Out come the candles and candle holders....better buy some more candles, all I have are two green decorative candles. I had already made most of dinner so that wasn't too bad. But after about 8 hours of no power, I am beginning to worry about the food in the fridge getting hot and my half done laundry getting moldy. Wow, I think I'd better get some old fashioned clothes pins for the future disaster room.

So, the evening wore on. We had roasted chicken, macaroni salad, sliced tomatoes with olive oil, basil and sea salt and peach cobbler. Fortunately I had purchased an antique (OK only 1950's) rotary egg beater, so I was able to make the whipped cream. Whew! averted that disaster. No television! Actually that was the best part of the whole experience. Whipping out the matches, which didn't work because they were too old....hmmm more notes to self, and then getting the butane lighter from the bbq, we lit the oil lanterns. Feeling like Abe Lincoln, we read our books by oil lamp. I said,"No wonder women did so much needlework, they were bored." The Dumbplumber said, "No wonder people had such large families."...So we went to bed. Suddenly, twelve hours after the outage, everything comes back on with a vengeance. Lights, washer, stereo and all electronic devices begin beeping. Life is back to normal.

In all seriousness, our little inconvenience is nothing compared to what others are experiencing now, but it has reinforced the need to be prepared. What if this was not just an annoying 12 hour event, but a situation that would last for days or weeks? We are in a rural area. If anything happened (earthquake, terrorist attack, bird flu epidemic) it is highly likely that we would be cut off from supplies of food and other necessities. I am determined to beef up the disaster pantry. You should do the same. Here is a list of my stuff.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

More learning for the Web Bitch

I'm still trying to get this shit down. So here goes another attempt to do a permalink and trackback on one of the Dumbplumer's posts.

He recently posted on abortion so I think I have the permalink for that article in the highlighted abortion word. I did that by opening up the article alone using the link to each individual article in the address bar and not the actual web log main page. Next I am going to go to publish this article.
This next step is cumbersome and requires 3 windows opened at once (Watch me mutli task!!) I will then copy the trackback/permalink url from MY published article. Open the source article, in this case the Abortion article. Then go to Haloscan which is supporting all this folderdal and try to ping his web page. Wish me luck!

UPDATE: Success. I am hot! and not very modest. Of course us type A+ personalities aren't usually bothered by such faults as modesty.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

A Learning Experience

This has sure been a learning experience. I began knowing nothing about creating web sites, HTML language and all the other esoteric things needed to create a blog. We started out with Bizland.com and they have a nifty program that you can use to create a web page. Even me as a begining web bitch was able to cobble something together. Well, I soon realized that I needed to add trackbacks and comment ability to the Dumbplumber.com. Realizing that would take some knowledge and going the easy way I opened an account with Blogger for the Dumbplumber......Well then I realize I have to double post so both sites are up to date.

This is becoming NOT fun. Soooo. I bought a couple of books, learned HTML (sort of) and decided that I would create a blog from sratch, use the Bizland site because it has much more capability and I can have layers of pages instead of just a blog. The downside of Bizland is that the nifty archiving system built into Blogger doesn't exist. Sooooo......now I need to learn how to archive the posts and keep the trackback capability. This is really becoming more like a job and I already have one!!!! Oh well, in that spirit I am now attempting to set up a trackback to one of the Blogger posts of the dumbplumber. Or maybe for this post on DumbPlumber.Com

If this crap all works and the bottom falls out of the stock market with the next hurricane, maybe I'll change careers and become a professional Web Bitch.

commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Introduction

I decided that I must begin my own blog after being the webmaster for my husband's blogsite www.dumbplumber.com and also his new site on blogger http://dumbplumber.blogspot.com/
Since we jumped on the blog bandwagon, Terry has been calling me the "Web Bitch", instead of web master. Oh well, go with the flow. So I decided to name my new blog Web Bitch as it works on many levels. I can bitch on the web and I can be a bitch on the web. I plan to post an eclectic mix of anything that comes to mind. Politics, Economics, Recipes and information about my personal life, cat and husband. I just know the blogosphere is panting to know all of these things. So without much ado.....I now pronounce myself The Web Bitch.